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antiqucycl
Pro-Biker

USA
2129 Posts

Posted - 05/24/2006 :  16:34:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
At that point, you wife would change the locks and refuse to part with the titles to your bikes.
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dman
Pro-Biker

USA
484 Posts

Posted - 06/19/2006 :  00:33:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
around #77

You get up at 3am on a Sat morning and drive 200 miles one way to meet a guy before he goes to work, to look at his bike.



Dman
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Enduronut
Pro-Biker

USA
799 Posts

Posted - 09/06/2006 :  22:07:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You know your an Enduroholic if you have posted over 100 times in a years time.

- EN

" A wise man knows he isn't "
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dman
Pro-Biker

USA
484 Posts

Posted - 09/06/2006 :  23:54:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
so what is the diagnosis if it's 100 times in a month? maybe "totaly hopeless", "no cure in site", "terminal" enduroholic



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1971DT1E
Pro-Biker

USA
801 Posts

Posted - 09/07/2006 :  00:30:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Number 79
You know your Yamaha part numbers better than the dealer's parts manager.

Number 80
The amount of money you spend each month on your DT400 restoration exceeds your house payment.

Number 81
You could have bought a new bike for what you have spent on eBay parts in the last 4 months

Number 82
The Yamaha dealers recognize your voice.

Number 83
They all have your credit card number "on-file" and "handy".

Number 84
They remember your shipping address.
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baoktiger
Pro-Biker

USA
530 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2006 :  11:38:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
85 When your parts dealer calls and asks, "Are you OK, we havent seen you in a while".

Live to ride
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1971DT1E
Pro-Biker

USA
801 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2006 :  20:19:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
#86 You ride parts of the TransAmerica Trail WITHOUT your forum buddies.

#87 Your forum buddies are jealous beyond measure!

#88 Kenny Roberts used to be your hero. Now it's some guy from Oklahoma...
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dman
Pro-Biker

USA
484 Posts

Posted - 09/09/2006 :  20:44:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
#89 you ride part of the TransAmerica trail ALONE because you can't wait till next spring!



Dman

Edited by - dman on 09/09/2006 20:45:16
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dbroxson
Mini Enduro

USA
95 Posts

Posted - 09/11/2006 :  09:46:56  Show Profile  Send dbroxson an AOL message  Reply with Quote
#90 You post in a forum where in only a couple of days you and your buddies list 90 clear signs of their "Enduroholic" infection. And as you go down the list you're saying to yourself "yup, yup, maybe, yup, yup..."

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Don
2 wheeled project collector
Northern Virginia
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garythacker
Advanced Rider

Canada
229 Posts

Posted - 11/02/2006 :  22:19:28  Show Profile  Click to see garythacker's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I just finished reading this again and my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. I really like the ones about the special cake pans heating in the oven and the blue ice cubes in the freezer.
#91 You get home from work and the first thing you do is look in all the classified that are saved in your favorites just looking for that Yamaha Enduro that needs a new home you know you have got it bad

Gary T Southern Ontario
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1971DT1E
Pro-Biker

USA
801 Posts

Posted - 11/02/2006 :  23:30:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
#92
You have the Makotosun video saved on every computer you touch.

#93
You watch the video EVERY morning before you begin your day.

#94
You watch it before you go to bed.

#95
You decide that no enduro restoration would be complete without a BikeCam.

#96
The UPS delivery guy and postman are keeping track of your restoration progress.

#97
You re-read the "top signs" and consider seeking professional help for your "sickness".

#98
You keep trying to come up with reasons just so you can hit the 100 mark.

#99
You realize that you communicate with more strangers on the forum than you do with your family.

#100
You can't wait to see the reactions of the other members to your posts.
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dman
Pro-Biker

USA
484 Posts

Posted - 11/03/2006 :  01:47:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
101 The receiver at work announces every day you have bike parts from UPS and the post office without having to open the box.


Dman in the netherworld of SE Idaho.
Hey, this spuds for you!
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baoktiger
Pro-Biker

USA
530 Posts

Posted - 11/03/2006 :  08:25:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
#102 You keep your old pickup when you buy a new so you have a backup chase vehicule for the TAT ride.


Live to ride
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makotosun
Pro-Biker

USA
542 Posts

Posted - 11/03/2006 :  09:56:18  Show Profile  Click to see makotosun's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
103 - You actually make a film trailer of the film you intend to make and you don't have a real film company.

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